This is what keeps me from losing it!

After graduating from THE University of Texas–that’s Longhorns baby–I got a job sweeping the floors and painting the cyc wall–EVERY doggone night–at the NBC affiliate in Atlanta. I quickly mastered that job and moved on up to become a floor director. How hard is it to get highly paid talent to look at the camera with the red light on top?#@? Pretty hard.

After a year I became a technical director–whew pretty stressful. After waking myself up many nights screaming “Take Camera 2!”,  I decided I should become a Director of live news and scream at everyone else. After waking myself up many nights screaming “Take Camera 2 for the love of God and everything else sacred!” I decided I should strike out on my own. I never looked back and now I am trying to figure out what to be when I retire. Please send any ideas to me here:

ideas@hallbrookproductions.com.

Are you still trying to get that link to work? I was kidding. I’m going to be a sea captain.